It’s one of the most beloved acts at the circus. A tiny car drives into the center ring. The door opens. A clown emerges. Then another. And another. And another. The audience howls. The clowns keep tumbling out. How can so many clowns fit into such a small space?
Once cold ask the same about Washington.
You see, politicians can’t agree on a budget. Congress and the White House have until Friday, April 8, 11:59:59 p.m. to sign off on an agreement. If no compromise is reached, at midnight the US government will officially run out of money and be forced to shut down.
Visa and passport processing will slow down. Income tax refunds will not be processed. National parks will close. Museums will close. Military personnel will receive half a paycheck on April 15.
Federal employees needed to provide service deemed essential to national security are classified as “exempt” and will be required to show up for work, but will not be paid until a new budget is passed – and even then payment could take weeks or months. Around 800,000 other “non-exempt” employees will be forced to take leave without pay, or furloughed. Congress will decide whether these employees will be paid at all.
A furlough is a grim business. Workers deemed to be non-essential will be given four hours to straighten up and lock their desks, change their voicemail messages and leave the building. They will not be permitted to use their government-issued Blackberries or access their work e-mail remotely (although enforcement of those rules will most likely be fairly lax). They cannot accept employment that will conflict with their government duties (not that there are any jobs to be had anyway). On the bright side, they can apply for unemployment, which on average pays out a maximum of $350 a week.
Meanwhile, the American Federation of Government Employees (AFGE), is considering filing a claim under the Constitution’s 13th Amendment in the event of a shutdown.
The 13th Amendment became law in 1865, ending the practice of slavery and indentured servitude in the United States. AFGE lawyers say the law applies in the instance of a government shutdown since federal workers who are deemed “essential” to government operations could be forced to come to work without pay on the threat being fired.
David Borer, AFGE’s general counsel, said the federal government can’t force employees to come work without pay “under threat of physical or legal compulsion.”
So.
While federal employees spent the day calling their creditors and mortgage companies, Congressmen were keeping busy. Under the resolution passed Friday, a spending plan that was killed by the Senate last month would come back to life and become law, without the president’s signature, if the Senate does not pass a bill funding the government for the rest of the 2011 – a measure that is in direct violation of the Constitution. Republican Congressman Paul Ryan of Wisconsin, a saucer-eyed Washington favorite, presented a draconian budget plan containing unsubstantiated figures that were scrubbed from the Web site of the think tank that provided them.
The battle over the budget appears to have come down to a war over the “riders,” or policy items attached to the overall budget that try to strip funding from certain programs. One of the riders, which would defund Planned Parenthood, an organization that provides family planning, is said to be the sticking point for both parties. Republicans want Planned Parenthood defunded because their clinics provide abortions. This stall tactic is cynical in the extreme, since Republicans are well aware that Planned Parenthood is prohibited by law from using federal funds for abortion procedures. Word is that Republicans are willing to strip the riders – for additional concessions to more cuts. In other words, extortion. So much for principle.
The Democrats, “led” by President Obama, have responded with great boldness – by caving. So far Planned Parenthood hasn’t been thrown under the bus, but that could change; after all, Obama’s favored negotiating tactic has consistently been to open talks by giving up his queen.
Not that Obama’s been idle. This week, the President took time out from negotiations to fly to New York to team up with Al Sharpton, one of the most controversial and divisive figures in the country. More importantly, his 2012 campaign will be all about change! Yes, the Obama/Biden brain trust has picked a new font – serif – for their logo.
So while federal employees fret, the politicians preen, diddle and posture.
But what’s the rush? If the government shuts down, they’ll still get paid – on time.